The robot is the cop that died.
Spoilers:
Johnny 5 is alive.
He dies.
He dies.
He dies.
Bill Mahar hates God.
It’s people.
It’s people.
The Indians die.
The Grandpa dies.
Greg Kinnear is dead.
Greg Kinnear is dead.
The cop is bad.
The computer is doing it.
Samus is a woman.
Norman Bates is the killer.
Peggy’s pregnant.
John is an alien robot.
Bruce Willis is dead.
He’s a polygamist.
They all die.
He likes sex.
Bill Gates leaves.
It’s his sled.
The kids die of dysentery.
John Francis “Jack“ Donaghy dies.
Christian wins.
Andre dies.
Dexter is a killer.
Darth Vader dies.
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze.
Greg Kinnear is dead.
John Rambo dies.
Odie dies.
T-Rex dies.
Steve Jobs dies.
Sarah Marshall dies.
Tony Stark dies.
WALL-E dies.
The Chihuahua dies.
Big dies.
John Locke dies.
Betty dies.
The weed dies.
Batman dies.